Beach Party Mummy Transcript May 2026

Uh, can I help you... mummy?

(whooping) Rrraaahh! Party... like... it's... 3000 BCE!

(in a dry, papery voice) Sun... was... scarce... in... tomb... beach party mummy transcript

(laughing) Alright, you're a natural! But seriously, we need to get you some sunscreen. You don't want to, you know, spontaneously combust.

Whoa, easy does it! You're going to unwrap yourself into oblivion! Uh, can I help you

(voiceover) I never thought I'd say this, but... our beach party just got a whole lot more wrapped up!

Okay, okay, but please, you have to cover yourself up! This is a family-friendly event! 3000 BCE

How was that? I had a blast creating this little sketch!

(moaning) Family... ancient... memories...

(in a spooky voice) Rrraaahh... Party... I sense... fun...

(groaning) Wrappings... too tight... need... to... dance...